| 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. | 2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. |
| 3. Follow the three R's: * Respect for self * Respect for others and * Responsibility for all your actions. |
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. |
| 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. | 6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. |
| 7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. |
8. Spend some time alone every day. |
| 9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. |
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. |
| 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time. | 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. |
| 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. | 14. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality. |
| 15. Be gentle with the earth. | 16. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before. |
| 17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. | 18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. |
| 19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. | |
We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional and other liberal bedwetters.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights.
ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II:
You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III:
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV:
You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V:
You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI:
You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII:
You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big-screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII:
You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like; however, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world, and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.
ARTICLE IX:
You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want all of you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE X:
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to pursue happiness - which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights. If You Agree, We Strongly Urge You To Forward This To As Many People As You Can. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you should you not forward it. We just think it is about time common sense is allowed to flourish.
--Written by State Representative Mitchell Kaye of Cobb County, GA.
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON, or a LIFETIME. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.
When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons; those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway); and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life.
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My Resignation:
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and skip rocks on a pond. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants walk up it's trunk. I want to think a quarter is more than a dollar bill cause it's prettier and weighs more. I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake. I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes. When all I knew was to be happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should worry me. I want to think the world is fair, and people are honest and good. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, surviving more days in the month than there's money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and losses of loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, dreams, imagination, a kiss that makes a boo boo go away, making angels in the snow. So....here's my checkbook and my keys, credit cards and bills too, my 401K statements, my stocks and bonds, my collections, insurance premiums, job, house and the payments too, my email address, cell phone, computer, and watch. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this with me further, you'll have to catch me first, cause, "Tag!"..."You're It!" |
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Stand Still. The trees ahead and
the bushes beside you
Are not lost. Wherever you are is
called HERE.
~David Wagoner
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One day a small opening appeared on a cocoon, a man sat & watched for the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force it's body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could go no further. |
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Either you will be rich or poor. If you are rich, there is nothing to worry about. But if you are poor, there are only two things to worry about. Either you will be healthy or sick. If you are healthy, there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you will live or you will die. If you live, there is nothing to worry about. If you die there are only two things to worry about. You will either go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there will be nothing to worry about. If you go to hell, you'll be so darn busy shaking hands with all your friends, you won't have time to worry . |
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Inside every adult lurks a graduation speaker dying to get out, some world-weary pundit eager to pontificate on life to young people who'd rather be Rollerblading. Most of us, alas, will never be invited to sow our words of wisdom among an audience of caps and gowns, but there's no reason we can't entertain ourselves by composing a Guide to Life for Graduates. |
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1. The badness of a movie is directly
proportional to the number of helicopters in it. ************************* 2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time. ************************* 3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor. ************************* 4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment. ************************* 5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ************************* 6. A penny saved is worthless. ************************* 7. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when the Earth is hurtling toward the sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few micro-organisms, the micro-organisms living in the middle East will be bitter enemies. ************************* 8. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. ************************* 9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers. ************************* 10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11. ************************* 11. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". ************************* 12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ************************* 13. There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer: after sorting through millions of possible plot premises, it spits out, "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And the executives turn its concept into a show. The next time they need an idea, the computer spits out, "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." Then the next time it spits out, "FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And so on. We need to locate this computer and destroy it. ************************* 14. Nobody is normal. ************************* 15. At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and announce that: * The universe is even bigger than they thought! * There are even more subatomic particles than they thought! * Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong. ************************* 16. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be: "meetings". ************************* 17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them. ************************* 18. The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what the advertiser actually thinks. For example: * If the advertisement says "This is not your father's Oldsmobile," the advertiser is desperately concerned that this Oldsmobile , like all other Oldsmobiles, appeals primarily to old farts like your father. * If Coke and Pepsi spend billions of dollars to convince you that there are significant differences between these two products, both companies realize that Pepsi and Coke are virtually identical. * If the advertisement strongly suggests that Nike shoes enable athletes to perform amazing feats, Nike wants you to disregard the fact that shoe brand is unrelated to athletic ability. * If Budweiser runs an elaborate advertising campaign stressing the critical importance of a beer's "born-on" date, Budweiser knows this factor has virtually nothing to do with how good a beer tastes. * If an advertisement shows a group of cool, attractive youngsters getting excited and high-fiving each other because the refrigerator contains Sunny Delight, the advertiser knows that any real youngster who reacted this way to this beverage would be considered by his peers to be the world's biggest nerd. * And so on. On those rare occasions when advertising dares to poke fun at the product - as in the classic Volkswagen Beetle campaign - it's because the advertiser actually thinks the product is pretty good. If a politician ever ran for president under a slogan such as "Harlan Frubert: Basically, He Wants Attention," I would quit my job to work for his campaign. ************************* 19. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. ************************* 20. You should not confuse your career with your life. ************************* 21. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. ************************* 22. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. ************************* 23. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often that individual is crazy. ************************* 24. Your friends love you, anyway. ************************* 25. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. |
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